I believe this is taking place to me again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my luck
- It must just be my imagination
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
You Won't Believe What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Can You Believe This?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a group of geese came out over a bush. They were flying all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks click here won't believe this just occurred. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to faint! Everything was just so wild.
- I can't even
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?